After making Agent Blank and the Monte Bagamon, the team of CNOC Cinema-Productions set out to raise the bar in a film codenamed The CNOC Epic Movie. A real script, very special effects, costumes, shooting done in more than one hour were all aspects of the new production that was about to be undertaken. The entire CNOC staff would be involved, whether they be accomplished actors, extreme-baritones, or crazy red haired fiends.
It would be Canocland, the epic fantastical tale of Alex Blank, a workaday shlub who is thrust into the world of Canocland. Blank is charged with saving the land from the evil General Elodeas Crooktooth, along with his henchman Hugo, Bishop, and the sinister Manbeast. He learns of his destiny from The Orcale, and is helped along the way by The Mage Ventrudo and Sir Jacob Kessler. All of the intense emotion culminates in an epic battle between good and evil that only CNOC can bring to the screen.
Praise for Canocland
"Impressively shot for the most part, good use of music...If you only watch one ridiculous DCo Production this summer, this is the one to watch."
- Sam West, director/writer/producer of Dead Child,Raw Milk, and How Junius Ruined Our Winter Break
Trailer
A teaser trailer featuring footage not in the movie.
Alternative Format
Alternative Format, including cell phones and moblie devices.
"Prequel"
See the film that started CNOC Cinema Productions: Agent Blank and the Monte Bagamon
Cast
It is important to note that all of the cast were non-actors. Verisimilitude.
- Arnie
- Ventrudo
- Blank
- Kessler
- Laskin
- Palka
- Trueman
- Micah